From Our President

Question:..... When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer:..... Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question:..... How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer:..... Only one, but it might take all day.

Question:.....What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer:.....There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question:..... Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer:..... The term comes with a 10% percent discount.

Question:..... Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer:..... Tied shoes.

Question:..... Why do retirees count pennies?
Answers:..... They are the only ones who have the time.

Question:..... What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer:.....NUTS!

Question:.....Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer:.....They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question:..... What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer:..... Normal.

Question:..... What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answers:.....The never ending Coffee/Tea Break.

Question:..... What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?

Answer:..... If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

Question:..... Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer:..... He is too polite to tell the whole truth.

Share this one with all the retirees that you know.
I'm sure they can relate to some of them!